Dan: you ruined my life you bastard. Because of you I am constantly having to up the taboo factor in my porn, I have a new respect for unsung heroes and heroines of the sex industry, I'm forever curious about the outcome of past readers' situations, and I can't go a week without reading your column. You bastard. Oh, love the updates email address, too!

I am a new Savage Love "junkie." If you, Dan, were a priest, I would actually attend a service to hear your sermon. At least then I would hear some real and believable shit.

Thank you for brightening my day!

Julia Goolia