That's still flawed... John "Choicer" Cummins could very well be a closet gay himself who hates on gays as a way of self hatred. To win the argument for the choicer clan he could take one for the team (via Dan's member) and maintain said erection.
Not that I have a better solution, I'm just pointing out the loophole.
Please wait...
and remember to be decent to everyone all of the time.
Not that I have a better solution, I'm just pointing out the loophole.