Savage Love May 17, 2012 at 4:00 am

Getting Canned

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So "SPANK" is a crazy pervy weirdo who can't even wait until he gets HOME where he can jerk off in peace and comfort - he just HAS to to jerk off at his JOB. And his silly ass is concerned about whether or not what he did was LEGAL?!

Crazy, crazy White people, oy...
2
Stop being racist, stupid criminal.
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If spanking it in the confines of a water closet in an office building is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Sometimes you just have to get it out of your system so you can focus on what you're being paid to do. I think this has more to do with libido and less to do with sanity or race.
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No, no. Having a high libido is an awesome thing, i'd know. But let us be serious, here... we're not exactly talking about pissing. Any NORMAL GROWNUP ought to be able to "keep a lid on it" until they get home. Dude, it's a PUBLIC BATHROOM! Go in, do what you NEED to do, wash your damned hands, and get out! Simple, it is. See, this is why most public bathrooms are soo filthy.

Anyone who jerks off at their WORKPLACE is a crazy freak (in a sex-negative sense). It just so happens that MOST people who exhibit this type of behavior tend to be White dudes. Ted Bundy use to masturbate in all sorts of public places. Just sayin'...
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DamosA- hi Huni!!! Me again...
What is it with all the white people and u? I'm really confused as to why ALL white people are on your shit radar? that seems really extreme to me and am curious.... Has everyone done u some wrong and were they all white? Or do other ethnic people not jerk off in somewhat inappropriate places.
Also, have u not EVER had a sexual encounter in a public place....?
As a white somewhat " normal" women before marriage and a kid,I could not claim to have not been caught in somewhat embarrassing circumstances.... Please...
I have to wonder if you just say these things because you have to keep up this public image of yourself you have created online ,or is this the real you? I really hope not.. As entertaining and most often your comments are rude as hell. I still wish you love and light as i think you just might really need someone to love you in all your anger and inner angst. Just saying... Why bother is it just pisses you off so much? And now as I look back, there is no reference to this person being white....
Am I missing something or do you just hate Dan? And if so, why do you you read his column?
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Ok, i'm not going to respond to people who

A) cannot be bothered to get an official account.

B) uses multiple differing account log-ins in order to conceal their identity.

You start acting like an ADULT, and then we can discuss. Unless you're who i think you might be but probably aren't. In which case, nevermind.
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Axe-grindy totally unsubstantiated accusation against WHIP based on generalizing about women is bullshit, extra surprising (welllll...not really, you sexist jerk) coming from a man who doesn't even date women. Clearly the real solution, if any of that tripe about men finding themselves sexually younger is true these days either, is for younger men to date older women.

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Hope that wasnt directed at me
In which case I take back all the nice things I said about you....
My name has always remained the same(although, I hear u have changed yours a more than a couple times?)
And finally, I am probably old enough to be your mother! In which case I'd turn u around and spank your ass than wash your mouth out with soap for your disrespectful attitude.
Whatever your ethnic background is... Just saying.have a wonderful day and get some sunshine up your ass.
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With an attitude like that, you just blew your chance to spank me! You lost out.
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"No, no. Having a high libido is an awesome thing, i'd know"

I bet your right hand is super stoked for this...


Really dude. What kind of a gross loser goes on line to brag about his erection? Now we all know .
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Well since YOU seem soo fascinated, maybe you'd like to give it shake yourself, eh? You little ankle-biter, you.
12
Reverse racism doesn't exist so just STFU and GTFO.
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You might be more likely to find your kind in the m4m section of CL or lovelab. Fear not my brother, I'm sure there are many dudes looking for a needle dicked poser w/stamina.
14
YOU would know all about that, wouldn't you?
15
Ohh good one. Burn on me.

Your 7th grade humor completes your look. Finally.
16
You'd know, wouldn't you?
17
Only from you dickface.
18
These weak-ass elementary school flame wars are so boring.
"You're stupid!"
"No, you're stupid!"
"Shut up, fartface!"
[a few seconds of gentle shoving and flaily slapping ensue, before an adult comes over to break it up]
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Shut up, geyser!
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@18

Soo boring huh? So boring that your bored ass wants in!? Dicksmack!
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damosA-
I think u might have missed my point? Or, is that your funny side coming through?
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I was attempting to be humorous, yes.
23
i do love me some Damos vs. Geo. It's good to see you two going at each other like little boys & girls with a crush, again.
But, Damos, what, exactly, is wrong with using a private, public space to do one's personal business? Like, shooting or selling heroin, or masturbating to child porn, or shitting out the mule bag? i mean, why would you get offended by what anyone is doing in the toilet? How would you even know...peeper!
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So would it be ok if a dude used the lady's restroom, so long as noone else was in there [at the time]?

If so, then i say we should start having UNISEX public restrooms. Why not? They're already doing it in France, i think. They did it on that Ally McBeal show and nothing bad ever came of it.
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They've had unisex bathrooms at Reed for some time now.

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