Savage Love Sep 13, 2012 at 4:00 am

Savage Love

A Trip to the Toy Store

Dan Savage
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I think my 14-year old self would have died of embarrassment if my mother or a relative gave me a sex toy or took me to a sex toy shop.
crookedfinger on September 13, 2012 at 1:07 PM Report this
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Just BO Duke, Dan? Luke wasn't good enough for ya? You just broke the poor boy's heart.
(it would have been far more interesting if you were thinking of Sheriff Roscoe or Boss Hogg, btw).
AlaskanNow on September 18, 2012 at 11:25 AM Report this
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dildo for a 14 yr old jesus christ, i would have been mortified, my period didnt even start till i was 15,its like the southpark episode where the parents think the boys saw a XXX rated porn and try to explain it to them, i'm pretty sure shes going to think your a freak, but maybe her aunt knows something i dont.
on September 18, 2012 at 9:00 PM Report this
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uh..."i anonymous"...

Did you mean to write "dildo for a 14 yr old? Jesus Christ!"(an exclamatory comment)? or just

"dildo for a 14 yr old Jesus Christ"(the announcement that a really weird UPS order has now arrived and needs to be signed for).

Punctuation makes a crucial difference there.
AlaskanNow on September 19, 2012 at 8:46 PM Report this

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