is no one concerned with the fecal contamination of a device meant to provide oral hygiene? embarrassed or not he needs to keep his toothbrush out of his ass no matter what. seriously. anything else is better. use ALL the tampons.

Give the kid some cash and a sex-toy catalog. Say nothing when the unmarked package arrives.

Opp- don't you dare keep those panties a secret from you current or future girlfriends. Tell her the honest truth, that you hide them high so you aren't tempted often or find closure and throw that old shit in the trash!