After a long, boring holiday season, Helium's got some glimmers of hilarity on the horizon: I'm looking forward to Amy Schumer, Feb 14-15, and Jackie Kashian and Paul Mooney in March. And coming up soon, singing-sidekick duo Garfunkel and Oates. I'm not ordinarily a fan of comedians with guitars, but I really like these guys. Everything about this song is right and true.

They'll be at Helium Feb 9-11; tickets here.