We've got not one but TWO pairs of tickets to give away to see the hilarious and delightful Maria Bamford at Helium next week. Do you want to win them? You absolutely do want to win them, here, I'll prove it:

Bamford is in town early next week recording a Comedy Central special at Helium; email me with Bamford in the headline by 4 pm today, and be sure to include which show you'd like to see (Tuesday, Wednesday, or either one) in your email. Or you can play it safe and buy tickets.