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I literally have the same reason for disliking Buehler (and he's a fucking con artist). The biggest issue I have with his goatee is that it's patchy. He looks like a fucking 17-year-old crew it for him. He's creepy looking in it and I can't trust a creepy looking guy with a patchy creepy goatee.
This hit the nail on the head for why Newt lost. That fucking goatee. But you left out the second biggest reason, the way he talks. That guy talks like a bad preacher. He talks like Pastor Lovejoy. His cadence and tone are patronizing and arrogant. He is like a bad imitation of Ted Cruz. No goatee preachers for Oregon, thank you.