Hello. I'm Francine Colman-Gutierrez, and here are some things you're wrong about.

“Spring is almost here!”: No, it isn’t.

Eating salt water taffy is a fun experience: Wrong, and that has never been the case.

Taxing the rich: Can’t we go straight to guillotining the rich?

Babies: Wrong. Look, they’ve had a good run.

“I think I could pull off a mustache”: Same! I’d love to pull off your mustache.

CBD in cocktails: And yet you’re against putting fluoride in the water?

Game of Thrones/Westworld: The rest of us are waiting for you to grow up.

Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles: A) egotistical man-babies broke up the Beatles, and B) seriously? We’re still debating this?

“It’s five o’clock somewhere!”: While true, you’re wrong to say it.

Patriot Prayer is a Christian group: Ha-ha-haaaaaa... wrong.

“Stop saying mean things about Bernie”: Mute these people.

Nevada is the worst state: Not entirely wrong.

“I’m not racist, but....”: Oh yes, you definitely are.

Co-workers who clip their nails at work: Looking at you, Rebecca!

Tuna salad: Nope, egg salad.

A Star Is Born: Hi! Women don’t need your help.

White bath towels: Are you insane? Brown bath towels.

Scooter companies: Whichever side you’re on, you’re WRONG.

In-N-Out Burger: Wrong, animal style.

“People are so negative”: Wro... ohhh, I see what you're trying to do there.