Comedy Mar 12, 2020 at 4:00 am

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “Are You Voting for Biden or Bernie?”

Frank Cassano
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Barf. The system is rigged in Bernie's favor? Warren had her finger up the ass of big money like the rest of them, aside from Bernie and Gabbard.

Higgy on March 17, 2020 at 8:55 AM Report this
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I'd argue that a bunch of long-dead slaveowners who stuck us with the electoral college are to blame for Trump, but I'd just be counting popular votes in 2016 if I did, and who does that anymore?

localonly on March 21, 2020 at 5:19 PM Report this

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