What Should I Ask Sarah Mirk and Timber Joey?

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Ask her about bikes! BIKES BIKES BIKES!

(Did I miss her final goodbye post? Really wanted one last chance to yell "BIKES!" at her.)

Blabby on February 7, 2013 at 3:07 PM

For fuck's sake, I literally came here to yell "bikes."

PDXwahine on February 7, 2013 at 3:11 PM

For Timber Joey:

"As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, wives.
How many were going to St Ives?"

For Sarah Mirk:

"What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?"

Todd Mecklem on February 7, 2013 at 3:16 PM

Ask Sarah Mirk if she feels bad that, according to a recent Mercury reader survery, Nick Allard is more likely to get a blowjob than she is.

ytregaws on February 7, 2013 at 3:25 PM

For Timber Joey: "What do you hate most about your awesome job?"

Ginny on February 7, 2013 at 4:54 PM

Timber Joey has some humorous stories of drinking with USWNTers such as Abby Wambach when the ladies' team were in town a few years ago. I'm not sure how you should ask this question, but you should find a way to get him to talk about it.

ambrown on February 7, 2013 at 5:36 PM

Wait, you're NOT going to ask the sarcastic questions? That hardly seems fair. Or fun.

Todd Mecklem on February 7, 2013 at 6:28 PM

I once believe I saw Sarah jogging down a crowded sidewalk near my workplace talking to someone on a bluetooth device while doing so. Umm, that's kind of douchey. You could ask her about that.

TSW on February 8, 2013 at 8:13 AM

Ask Sarah what she'll miss most about working at the Merc. If she says anything other than watching hours and hours of HUMP! submissions, you know she's lying.

albert on February 8, 2013 at 11:10 AM

Then ask her what she will absolutely NOT miss about working at the Merc.

Ginny on February 8, 2013 at 4:14 PM