Crime Aug 18, 2011 at 11:27 am

Crimesville: Exploding Tennis Balls in Arbor Lodge Park!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I thought Matt Davis was taken to Gitmo some time ago?
Number Six on August 18, 2011 at 11:41 AM Report this
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Six -- that was a cover story. He is now a training contractor for REDACTED somewhere in the democratic Middle East.
Rosy on August 18, 2011 at 12:23 PM Report this
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I believe the correct (and more appropriate) term is "BOOM-shaka-laka".
Paul Cone on August 18, 2011 at 12:29 PM Report this
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Puget Sound Anarchists Will You Please Go Now!
Bizarro Frank Cassano on August 18, 2011 at 12:57 PM Report this
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@ Paul Cone

I used to say, "Boom-shaka-laka" but have recently updated it to "Boo-yah-shaka-laka" because of its enhanced douch-iness. But I see what you're doing there. Fun!
Wm. Steven Humphrey on August 18, 2011 at 1:46 PM Mercury Staff
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Hahaha!

Statute of limitations. Cost of extradition. Erik made me do it.

Etcetera.
on August 18, 2011 at 2:16 PM Report this
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More blowing shit up with the Merc, please. Thank you.
ujfoyt on August 18, 2011 at 2:17 PM Report this

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