Although I have not personally ventured into the hairy pie of lesbianism, I will venture to say that, as a whole, men--more than women--need help in the make out department. What follows are some excellent tips from The Art of Kissing by Hugh Morris.

PREPARING FOR THE KISS

"The odor of her body can convulse him into throes of passion." Yes, though I am regular rose garden, I'd appreciate it if you maintained control of your bodily functions. I'll be a little frightened if you smell my armpit and plunge into a convulsive seizure.

HOW TO APPROACH A GIRL

"If she flinches, makes an outcry, and starts to scratch your face, then start to worry and get yourself out of a bad situation." Although I am often mistaken for a tiger in the sack, know the difference between "rrowr" and "Get the hell off me." There is one, I assure you.

THE TECHNIQUE OF KISSING

"Kiss her! Kiss her as though, at that moment, nothing else exists in the world. Kiss her as though your entire life is wrapped up in the kiss. Kiss her!" Take heed, boys. "But don't stop at this. Surely, there is more to your tongue than its tip. Probe further. Go deeper. Gently caress each other's tongues. For, in doing this, you are merging your souls." Ah, amore.