This calls for a blogtown poll on the subjects of weekly drinking, masturbating and, since it's Portland, smoking weed. One questionnaire for each gender, no BS options - THIS IS SCIENCE.
As someone with a more-than-passing acquaintance with college counseling centers, I'm here to deliver the bad news. People tend to rely on their own estimates about their peer groups, rather than the population at large. One technique used to reduce substance abuse is to show people exactly what the general population is up to and normalize the fact that it's okay if they don't party as hard as everyone else in their dorm.
That being said, I'd drink three times a week if I wasn't so old and tired. Enjoy.
The masturbation poll options are terrible. It goes from 2-3 times per year to once a month to 1-3 times per week. If one masturbates twice per month, or once every other month, how are they supposed to answer? BAD POLL DESIGN RAGE
I remember being in Ireland and when I told the doctor that I was having around thirty drinks a week she said that was technically on the high side but about normal.
That being said, I'd drink three times a week if I wasn't so old and tired. Enjoy.
That's why I want hard, unscientific data about blogtown's pooping habits.
Man, I miss the place.
Once a week or less: 0%
Every 2 - 3 days: 0%
Once a day: 0%
More than once a day: 0%
Only on special occasions: 0%
I kid, PAC!