Drunk May 10, 2016 at 12:24 pm

Um, Budweiser Is Changing Its Name to "America" This Summer

Christopher Frizzelle
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It's not April 1, is it?
randyzpdx on May 10, 2016 at 2:53 PM Report this
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I think Budweiser truly exemplifies what this country is all about... The American public accepting whatever garbage their spoon fed as long they're told it's awesome and patriotic. Way to go Budweiser and way to go Murica!!!!
on May 10, 2016 at 2:54 PM Report this
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If you don't accept a Belgian company's demands to accept a rice-based beer substitute, you're not a real American, apparently.
The Immortal Goon on May 10, 2016 at 6:07 PM Report this
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"Where's America?"
"Too late, we pissed it all away."
Todd Mecklem on May 10, 2016 at 7:31 PM Report this

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