Comedy Jan 31, 2019 at 4:00 am

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Why Must You Yell?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Front cover photo by Yvette Aispuro. Back cover by Matthew Chinworth. Dog by damedeeso / getty images
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You mean: "GODDAMN IT!!! IMMUNIZE YOUR PRECIOUS CHILDREN."

cassie mae on February 1, 2019 at 6:44 AM Report this
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Could be directly due to the vacuousnessicitieses.
Have you considered that, Wm™?!

kristofarian on February 3, 2019 at 6:02 PM Report this
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WELL, HAVE YOU!?!!

kristofarian on February 3, 2019 at 6:03 PM Report this
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{it's a lot like interstellar Space in here}

kristofarian on February 4, 2019 at 7:26 AM Report this
5

Can you hear me?

Anybody Home?

kristofarian on February 4, 2019 at 11:04 PM Report this
6

YOO-HOO?!
HELLO?

kristofarian on February 6, 2019 at 2:48 PM Report this

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