Jesus. Did they send it when Oreygone was still a Territory? Is it from Mark Twain?! That damn Loafer.
He'll NEVER amount to nuthin'...

Oh, okay, I read it. I don't recommend it.
The Tone was a little ... off-putting, for me.

I think that's Wonderful of Wm Steven (Humpy), offering to lend his name (for a Drastically reduced price, if I know HIM) to poor, struggling schools for the furtherance of notorieties.

Hell, I'd do the same, if I weren't in the Witless Protection Program.