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I don't understand the lack of insane tailor coverage in the Mercury. How would you feel if your tailor made you a 36 regular sport coat after you told him 16 times you're a 36 short? Would you thank your tailor if he made your pants too long for snakes? How am I supposed to have the no-quarter sex life of Col. Charles Erskine Scott Wood when my insane tailor makes me look like Steve Bannon? And yet your stupid paper with the stupid name Won't. Lift. A. Finger. to investigate this issue. That's the real scoop.

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