Coffee spewing guffaw of the year:
"I was in the same newsroom a year later and nobody geared up for Y2K+1." (Dana Haynes Thursday) Now, if only Groucho Marx's "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" could be explained, the rest of us would know who to vote for in May or is it March? Mercury 1st edition this year was chipper deserving some smootchy kisses. We'd like a lady mayor soon please.