Josh Blanchard
From Point Line Plane

If, as Whitney Houston insists, "learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all," then Point Line Plane vocalist Josh Blanchard--a self-proclaimed "3-X-A-Day Man" is the quintessential autoerotic Casanova. When applying a lustering coat of wax to the proverbial bishop, Josh recommends the following albumsÉ

- Wire, Chairs Missing: "Jerky rhythms, jerky hands."

- Nice Nice, Chrome: "Filled with homoerotic tensions."

- The Fantastic Planet soundtrack: "Lots of breathy vocals and wah-wah on this weirdo French animation soundtrack."

- Paula Abdul, Forever Your Girl: "An old standby that still takes care of business. Standout track: 'Cold Hearted Snake.'"

- My Bloody Valentine, Loveless: "Equally good for making out or stoney baths."

Storm Large

A lusty blonde goddess who isn't afraid to show a little on stage, Storm Large is something of an expert when it comes to music to make love, have sex, or fuck to. See her in the flesh Wednesday nights at Dante's, or April 30th at Nocturnal. In the meantime, run out and buy Storm's recommended albums for helping you get busy. Then, wellÉ get busy.

- Massive Attack, Blue Lines: "This is Tricky's original band, and everything he sings sounds like an obscene phone call from England. This disc is best for sex in a car when it's raining."

- Portishead, Dummy: "This is a good standby to get stoned to and do it slow."

-Metallica, Garage, Inc.: "Great for sneaking off and having sex at a party at someone else's house."

- Ministry, The Land of Rape and Honey: "Same. Good for sex at a party or in a club, but make sure it's really loud."

- The Omen soundtrack: "The Omen soundtrack is good for one-night-stand sex. I used to have a mixtape that had a ten-minute gap of silence, then the scary music and voices from the Omen would pop on. It was always a big hit."