Colin Sheridan
Burnside Distribution Corp.
www.bdcdistribution.com
Colin Sheridan is the Webmaster, IT Pirate, and Deck Swab at Burnside Distribution Corp., a national independent music distribution company located in Portland. Here are his recommendations for quality time-wasting websites:

• boingboing.net: "Mainly nerd-worthy articles, with the occasional funny story or link to a Daily Show clip."

• memepool.com: "This site first introduced me to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, which allowed me to be touched by 'His Noodly Appendage.' Ramen!"

• urbandead.com: "Ever wanted to find out what it's like to be a zombie? Join this 'low-tech massively multi-player zombie apocalypse game' and realize your brain-eating dream!"

• fark.com: "Unfortunately the stomping ground for some crazy right-wing Republicans. Be sure to tell them what you really think in the comments section."

• dieselsweeties.com: "Follow the lives of Maura, an ex-porn star, and her robot boyfriend Clango in this web comic."

Baron Von Goolo
from Baron Von Goolo's Museum of Horrors
www.baronvongoolo.com
Who better to recommend the best modern horror movies than the mastermind behind local haunted house "Baron Von Goolo's Museum of Horrors"? Nobody.

• Below (2002): "It's WWII on a beleaguered American sub, and some mysterious force is killing off seamen faster than a pair of tighty whities."

• Ravenous (1999): "Who can resist a period cannibal movie with overtones of vampirism co-starring a convicted child pornographer?"

• May (2002): Angela Bettis cements her rep as Hollywood's go-to sociopathic wallflower as May, a petite young thing with a real knack for making friends... out of parts of other people."

• Ginger Snaps (2000): "When Ginger has a heavy-flow day, everybody around her does the flowing. A compelling story of blossoming lycanthropy."