Another week, another Mercury music section to read while you ponder the case of the mysterious Multnomah Falls bones.

See that Constantines photo up there? Now see that clown in the green who is standing there bored, arms crossed, while the rest of the crowd is losing their shit ? I hate that guy soooo much right now. Green shirt dude, you show up on Monday, I will turn your bones to dust.
The Constantines - XXXXXX

You can keep your Salt and your Pepa, I'll take the one and only Spinderella any day.