Today is the birthday of our dear End Hits contributor Ned Lannamann. While he's far too modest to post about his own birthday (just you wait until the nonstop blog posting parade of narcissism that is coming next week when I turn 30), it's only fair that we dedicate a post in his honor, to go along with that awesome Fudgie the Whale cake he requested.

Frosting don't lie, Ned is 83 years old.

Happy birthday pal, now here is an obligatory song from The Smiths track to soundtrack your big day.


The Smiths - "Unhappy Birthday"