Japandroids play tonight at Holocene. They sound (and look) like this:

Japandroids have never played Portland before. Here is an article from this week's paper about them.

Still need a reason? Okay, here you go:

Holocene has air conditioning. In fact, you are welcome to go to the show early and hang out in the lounge with a frosty cocktail. They have two a/c units pumping out cold air in the front room, and one in the show room.

Yeah. I thought that would do the trick.