Alright—it's tonight. Mean Jeans w/ White Fang & The Dirtnap 10th Anniversary Party @ Ground Kontrol. It's FREE. And now, a quote from this week's print version:

Christian: "I was a major league shredder. The Berklee School of Music, they gave me a major paycheck to go teach youngsters how to shred. And 'cause I knew how to shred I said, "All right—I'll shred it.'"

"Steve Don't Party No More"