Remember when we posted that Nurses would be playing an instore at Everyday Music. WRONG! Everything about that post was a dirty lie—except the prostitutes on Sandy Blvd part—since it turns out that the band is not playing the store on December 11th.

Since the truth is so boring—the band and store approved the show but there were previous commitments and a makeup date will be announced later—let's just say that I made the the whole thing up. I am the James Frey of this blog. Wait, would that mean I am a successful author? I'll take that.