We get a lot of really bad band photos here in the Mercury music factory—um, hello four dudes and a brick wall. As of late, there's been a sharp uptick in pixelated stupidity. May I introduce you to "Atlanta aggro rockers" Woe, Is Me (OHGOD! Don't click on that link! This picture is huge there.)

Woe Be Gone, more like.
  • Zach Ramsey
  • Woe Be Gone, more like.

It looks like 3/7ths of the band are having juvenile-onset heart attacks.

In an aggressive move, the boys of Woe, Is Me (Kevin, Michael, Cory, Tyler, Ben, Austin, and Tim) will not be coming to Portland anytime soon.