On June 8th, Blitzen Trapper will be delivering a new record—the very metal-sounding Destroyer of the Void—but their tour routing doesn't take them through Portland until a delayed CD release show on July 23rd at the Crystal Ballroom.

Oh, whatever shall they do?

Book a secret show.

From their post on that one site that hates your privacy:

Super-secret and tiny lil' show on Cinco de Mayo (Wednesday) marking BT's 10th anniversary. For all those in Portland and vicinity, tomorrow we will announce how YOU can get your FREE tickets.

That post came yesterday, which means the location of this show should come sometime today. Keep an eye on their Facebook page, Twitter account, and of course, just keep refreshing this page. We'll let you know.