Our favorite genre in the whole wide world, Crab Core—suck it, Emo Crunk—now has a handy T-shirt available for purchase at—oh come on, take a guess—Hot Topic.

Wait, there is no guitar player in that band. Plus where's the chunky singer with unfortunate hair? That's not Crab Core, this is motherfucking Crab Core...

Oh, Attack Attack will be at the Hawthorne Theatre on Nov 20. See you there.