From the bruised and battered Red Fang camp:

You may have already heard this from the rumor mill, but it's true: we rolled the van twice last night coming home from Seattle. Luckily, we all walked away from it with nothing more than gashes, bumps and bruises, and hella road rash. We are pretty banged up, but the show must go on!

After spilling out of the van and flipping off God (we assume), the band was able to still perform at Dante's last night with Valient Thorr. I've said it before and I will say it again, Red Fang should tour by horseback. With swords.

I really hope they title a new song "Hella Road Rash."