(Dante's, 1 SW 3rd) For those bemoaning how "Portland's changed," take solace in one constant: Karaoke from Hell. This rockin' karaoke crew has been consistently kicking it for years, giving singers their golden opportunity to sing in front of a live band! And with over 400 songs to choose from, it'll certainly be the highlight of your year and a great way to kick off 2012. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY