I really enjoy "Social Qs," the advice column that runs in the NYT's "Sunday Styles" section. It's one of my favorite advice columns. (Not so into your new ethicist, NYT mag—bring back Randy!) And while I try to avoid criticizing and second-guessing other advice columnists—and I'm in no position to be ejaculating stones after this debacle—I gotta say this: if those fuckers were happy to have the pizzas, if those fuckers were happy to eat the pizzas, those fuckers should've paid for the fucking pizzas, mistake or no mistake. Screwing a minimum-wage pizza delivery guy for an honest mistake is a douchewater move. You should've come down on those two a lot harder, Philip.

Here's hoping the pizza guy came back later and slashed their fucking tires.