Happy Meals are pretty cool, Elsie, and you can just throw the pickles at other kids, make sure there's lots of ketchup on them first! Fun fact: McDonald's grinds up unicorns to make the Happy Meal boxes.
OK, I recognize there's a chance that this blog post was referencing the previous blog post about Ron Paul and his "Kooky Kollege Kids." Which would mean the Mercury is only mocking other offensively named groups, rather than being genuinely offensive themselves.
Head shots only please ;)