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Twin Forks, Matrimony and Bike Thief

Star Theater (map) Downtown
Sat., Oct. 19, 9 p.m. 2013 All Ages


Ever wonder what Dashboard Confessional's Chris Carrabba is up to these days (if you even consider his existence in the first place)? Stop right now or you'll regret it: That middling worm has a new band called Twin Forks, and their debut EP contains some of the worst music I've heard all year. It's hardly a surprise—Carrabba's "good" material has always been cloying and melodramatic at best and impossibly inane at worst. This is the worst. Fame and a disassociation from his punk roots allegedly played a large part in contributing to Carrabba's disenchantment with Dashboard Confessional—good thing he started over and went all Mumford and Sons, then. It's a wonder anyone ever took him so, so seriously. MORGAN TROPER

Star Theater

13 NW 6th, Portland, OR 97209

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  • Sat., Oct. 19, 9 p.m. 2013
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