720 SE Hawthorne Blvd. (formally the Analog Theater) Southeast
Fri., Feb. 23, 7 p.m. 2018 21+
Recommended by Cervante Pope
Portland's a place where burgers are worshipped and Black Sabbath is everyone's savior. While a Quarter Pounder may not stand up to the city's artisanal burgers, Mac Sabbath satiates our hunger for satirical metal holiness. Mixing only the finest parts of McDonald's fast food foolery with the brazen influence of the heavy metal legends, Mac Sabbath transforms classic anthems into comedy. "Iron Man" becomes "Frying Pan," "Never Say Die" becomes "Never Say Diet," and who could resist taking a big bite out of "Sweet Beef" ("Sweet Leaf")? Watch Ronald Osbourne belt out with Slayer MacCheeze, Grimalice, and Catburgler in all of their sardonic glory.
720 SE Hawthorne, Portland, Oregon 97214
Hours: Mon-Thu 3pm-1am Fri-Sat 3pm-2am Sun 3pm-1am