Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders FC
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What can a good person do in this era of history? Do you just go numb? Do you succumb to the thirst for vengeance that threatens to drown you upon taking even the smallest sip? Well, when the Seattle Sounders are in town to take on the Portland Timbers, the only good answer is to that question is yes. Fuck yes, in fact. The second you step inside Providence Park for tonight’s match, you should harness every ounce of that energy, focus it, and let it fly from your throat at full volume like someone threw a brick of C4 into an open sewer. That’s healthy, right? Sure it is. That’s how this works, I’ve been told.
by Bobby Roberts