Look, we have no delusions of grandeur—we know that 90 percent of the reason you pick up the Mercury is to read I, Anonymous, in which anonymous readers share their deepest and funniest and grossest and sexiest seeeeecrets! (Okay, the sexiest ones are pretty rare, but still.) That’s why we also present one of the best live shows in Portland—the I, Anonymous Show, featuring the funniest people in town, who read—and judge—the best I, Anonymous entries! This time around, host Kate Murphy will be joined by the hilarious Wendy Weiss, Jeremiah Coughlan, and Randall Lawrence! Get ready for a whole lot of laughs and a whole lot of seeeeecrets. by Erik Henriksen