How did this not happen before? How did we live without this? An X-Men drag show is the best idea that anyone—human, mutant, or Beast—has ever had, and now it’s a reality. Selene Latrine as Jean Grey, Marla Darling as Kitty Pryde, Aphasia as Storm, and host Wolfgang X as Wolverine/Dazzler—along with other appearances from good and evil mutants alike, including Prince Peanut Butter’s Rogue and (BAMF!) Ida Summer Green's Nightcrawler. There’ll also be X-Men raffle prizes, giveaways, and “mutant tunes” by DJ Aurora! In other words, this is exactly the kind of party that’d happen if Professor Xavier left the kids in charge of the X-Mansion. by Erik Henriksen