Everything as Fuck Jan 14, 2015 at 4:20 pm

Everything as Fuck

Lakers

Ian Karmel
Back to article

Comments

1
Oh, do you live in Los Angeles now?
Todd Mecklem on January 14, 2015 at 1:12 PM Report this
2
I thought Ian was pronounced, 'yuan'.
Denis Envy on January 14, 2015 at 3:20 PM Report this
3
I check the comments every few columns just to make sure Todd Mecklem has a sad life. He does. See you in a month, fuckboy.
Ian Karmel on January 14, 2015 at 7:39 PM Report this
4
I appreciate that both 'diorama' and 'diaspora' made an appearance in this article. That is all.
BooberMcDoober™ on January 15, 2015 at 3:50 PM Report this
5
Todd- I read somewhere that Mr. Karmel grew up locally. Beaverton, in fact.
King Ralph on January 15, 2015 at 6:49 PM Report this
6
Beaverton isn't local. Only us REAL Portlanders™* know that.


Anyway, USC fans are garbage. Dodgers fans are garbage. Rams fans were such garbage that the NFL completely pulled out of the second largest city in the country. It's only fitting that their garbage owner brings them back.


*Circa 2008
Aestro on January 16, 2015 at 4:56 PM Report this
7
yeah because if are homesick for beaverton but say you are homesick for portland you are totally different from people who say "OH MY GOD, WHAT'S YOUR NEXT PROJECT?".
i'mrightyourwrong on January 20, 2015 at 11:36 AM Report this

Please wait...

Comments are closed.

Commenting on this item is available only to members of the site. You can sign in here or create an account here.


Add a comment
Preview
Posted by (your name here)

By posting this comment, you are agreeing to our Terms of Use.

Editors' Picks

THE TRASH REPORT: Beetlejuicin' Boebert, Pappin' Pitt, and Misogyny in General
The Mercury 2023 Sex Survey Results!
Thorns, Timbers Fan Groups Sever Ties With Club Management Over "Devastating" Report
Coming August 21... It's the BIGGEST PORTLAND BURGER WEEK EVER! 🍔 👀
TBA Review: Drag Clown Carla Rossi Clowns Harder
It's the Mercury's Election Issue (Ranked #1 in Portland)!
Portland Mercury
is a proud member of the network
Masthead Ad Info & Rates Sell Tickets Jobs at Portland Mercury Contact Privacy Policy Terms of Use Takedown Policy Find The Mercury Near You Subscribe to The Mercury in Print
Support Portland Mercury
All contents © Noisy Creek, Inc.
PO Box 86208, Portland, OR 97286