You're not a Portlander if you reside in LA. Quit writing about things TRUE Portlanders, and Oregonians all know and love (and perhaps wish to keep pristine just a teeeeensy bit longer) in an effort to attract more shitty transplants who will, undoubtably, irresponsibly fuck it up with their brand of (nihilistic as fuck) stewardship.
Write to us about why LA and its surrounds cause you to constantly reminisce and wax poetic about a place you voluntarily left, perhaps? That would be an interesting perspective. I know I'm not the only reader that feels a certain lack of authenticity with how you approach this column, sir.
Or move back to Portland! Problem solved! I even promise to start attending any stand-up you decide to do, which would just about double your normal take! Incentive!
apparently all of you missed the point. My guess is you have never dragged your asses to far from the couch. This is one of many amazing places near Portland that is quickly forgotten if you don't seek it. Who gives a shit where this guy lives. He's right.
You're not a Portlander if you reside in LA. Quit writing about things TRUE Portlanders, and Oregonians all know and love (and perhaps wish to keep pristine just a teeeeensy bit longer) in an effort to attract more shitty transplants who will, undoubtably, irresponsibly fuck it up with their brand of (nihilistic as fuck) stewardship.
Write to us about why LA and its surrounds cause you to constantly reminisce and wax poetic about a place you voluntarily left, perhaps? That would be an interesting perspective. I know I'm not the only reader that feels a certain lack of authenticity with how you approach this column, sir.
Or move back to Portland! Problem solved! I even promise to start attending any stand-up you decide to do, which would just about double your normal take! Incentive!