How does this gentleman continue to be employed as a writer at the Merc? I have been trying but just find everything written totally void of anything. He isn't bad or good he just isn't. He is the nothing that consumes all except no amount of yelling the princesses name can stop him.

omg please stop writing these. You are fat and stupid. And a hack. No one likes you. I'm so glad you left Portland. There's so much more space here with you gone.I hope you forget your insulin shot and die.

wow that escalated quickly

Can you just cancel whatever this is. He left Portland cause he sucks and is just a terrible columnist.