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" I hear Portland has an incredible bike culture?'
It sure does! we were voted #4 in the United States (note; Portland Maine)
" Is it true Pot is legal here?'
That depends, how much do you want?
"Is Powell's all that great?"
Yes, just buy a pass from one of those people milling about in front...Oh wait, that's the MAX, never mind.
"What's all this about kambucha?"
You should try it, and as a comparison tell me how my azz taste
Ian- Great column!
Recycling. Is it true y'all recycle EVERYTHING?
Ian I will let you answer that fool but remember what we do to those who do not recycle their soiled tissue paper. Its more than peer pressure and its like a giant mcgruff the crime dog visits your house but hes from the Sewer Department and he is wearing a Turd Suit and he cries like the indian on the freeway in the 70's when littering was still cool.....
Is it true that people in Portland are defined by being in Portland to the point that they loose their own identities and turn into angry dullards. Yes.
Are all the cashiers at Whole foods bag nazi assholes who seem to be relentlessly invested in over-stuffing your bags and never double bagging anything? Yes, people at Whole Foods really are self obsessed assholes who will stop at nothing to crush your overpriced groceries. You should take every opportunity you get to fuck with them.
You mad bro?
I see you, motherfucker. Let me get some of that kambuchi drink, bitch!"
I miss Portland =/