The Mercury Back-to-School Issue Presents...

MY GREATEST COLLEGE REGRETS

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Kiala for the win!
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I regret that I managed to spend all four years at Reed without having sex, not taking any drugs, and graduating with a 2.3 GPA even though I worked my ass off.
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I am NOT ashamed I streaked you outside the cafeteria Becky!!!!! *hit we were together so long after it was worth detention.
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Thank you Kanye West.
Dear Mr. Ezra ["]Ace["] Caraeff, I resent the implication that my achievements and awards within academia are less awesome than a cheese sandwich. Your general statement to a college education’s lack of value speaks only to your personal experience. College is only “Animal House” if one chooses to make it so, and I assume that you would have.