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Portland as Fuck

Fuck Kale

Ian Karmel
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Were you actually paid something for that?
Esme678 on January 2, 2013 at 3:56 PM Report this
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Don't worry, he gets paid by the word.
Todd Mecklem on January 2, 2013 at 6:01 PM Report this
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You're god damned right I got paid for it.
Ian Karmel on January 3, 2013 at 12:21 AM Report this
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Not sure why the phrase "the emperor has no kale" comes to mind.
Todd Mecklem on January 3, 2013 at 12:11 PM Report this
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Fuck tha potatoes, comin' straight from the underground!
geyser on January 3, 2013 at 12:23 PM Report this
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Price includes shipping in the USA! wicked broom - my loss your gain!
Warrin Randy Diener on January 3, 2013 at 5:25 PM Report this
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I concur! Fuck kale indeed! Sorry, bitter excuse for food.
gofigure on January 3, 2013 at 8:10 PM Report this
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Time for some ghostwriters...
jamdox on January 3, 2013 at 8:29 PM Report this
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YEAH, WELL YOU MIGHT CHANGE YR STORY WHEN Y'RE HAVIN A QUINTUPLE BYPASS SURGERY SOMEDAY ASSMONKEY! KALE IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AND IT IS DELICIOUSZZZ!!!!
horushound on January 3, 2013 at 11:30 PM Report this
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somebody taped up "fuck kale" with ian's picture at my work & it made me very happy
Joe Hieronymus on January 4, 2013 at 4:13 PM Report this
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how long did it take you to write this? ;)
Stephonknee Wells Kunz on January 4, 2013 at 5:56 PM Report this
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"Why do overweight and obese people hate on us so much?"
-kale and his homies aka vegetables
OregonOliver on January 4, 2013 at 8:13 PM Report this
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"YEAH, WELL YOU MIGHT CHANGE YR STORY WHEN Y'RE HAVIN A QUINTUPLE BYPASS SURGERY SOMEDAY ASSMONKEY! KALE IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AND IT IS DELICIOUSZZZ!!!!"

-A fellow human being
Ian Karmel on January 5, 2013 at 5:03 PM Report this
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KALE FUCK
Nick Walker on January 5, 2013 at 8:13 PM Report this
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I mean, to be fair, this is an entertainment/opinion magazine that you get for free. "Fuck kale" is definitely an opinion. This is good. I'd say it's up to Willamette Week standards!
Zach Cole on January 5, 2013 at 9:15 PM Report this
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Fuck Kale.

SPICY KALE FOR LIFE!
Aestro on January 7, 2013 at 1:04 PM Report this
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What about Mc Kales navy?
on January 11, 2013 at 4:24 PM Report this
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I like kale. Kale tastes good. I like kale. Kale tastes good.
Daniel R Fogg on January 11, 2013 at 9:18 PM Report this

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