Where are all the carts based on actual GOOD bands? Kid Rock Oysters, Korn on the Kob, Limp Biscuits, Nickelback Ribs, Green Day and Ham, Lunchbox 20, 311 Flavors, Dim Sum 41, One Direction: In The Mouth?
A Tribe Called Pesto
Biscotti By Nature
4 Naan Blondes
Alice 'N' Grains
Color Me Breadd
Fine Young Cinnamon Rolls
C+C Noodle Factory - Things That Make You Go Mmmm
Ace of Bouillabaisse
Wasabi McFerrin
Jimmy All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
ZZ Pot Pies
Matisyafood
Motownphillycheesesteaksandwiches
Hamtana
Sinead O'Gratin
The Chimichanga Experience
The Pho - Podrophenia
Public Sesame
Cypress Grill
Crosby, Stills & Mashed Potatoes
Panteracakes
Marrowsmith
Vegadeth
Chef Pepperd
Squid Row
Chili Idol
Lynyrd Gyzzyrds
Dwight Yolk 'Em
Hummus Joplin
Mama Casserole
Gingersnap Baker
Keith Spoon
Thom Forke
Clap Your Hands Say Tacos
Pa$ta
Velvet Underground Beef
Engelbert Pumpernickel
Stevie Ray BonBons
Bolognaius Monk
Holland Oats
Jon Bon Ravioli
The Almond Brothers
Roberto Panini
David Lee Broth
Happiness is a Warm Bun
Shrimp! (There It Is)
PM Prawn
Yoke-O Ono(fresh omelets to go)
Instant Karamel(A Lennon-themed candy stand)
While My Guitar Gently Steeps
Ring of Fire(spicy onion rings)
Tasty Springfield(featured dish: "Bun of a Preacher Man")
Captain's Beef Hearts.
Steely Danish
Emerson, Leeks and Palmer
Sly and The Family Stone Crab
Sleater-Kidner (Riot Grrl pub grub)
The Brian Jonestown Mascarpone
Crepes 'n Crepes
Theoretical Grills
Get Behind Me, Seitan
Grill Communication
Grilling Joke
Beefty Boys: License to Grill
The Hunan League
Ricehouse
Sigue Sigue Spudnik
Pear Ubu
Ultralox
Tubesteak Army
Lime and the Chili Solution
The Popover Group
Red Curry Yellow Curry
The Teacup Explodes
PBJ Harvey
Pretty Girls Make Gravy
Revolting Coq au Vin
Bon Eclair
A thousandorsenwellesclapping.gif's to you Karmel. You called yourself and everyone else out on the bullshit of hating on cool things often being a form of hyper-narcissism. I have often thought this myself, but always would stop short of calling myself or anyone else out over it. While it could be considered a stumblebrag by some, it is a truism that cool-hating is too often done by cynical would-be (if anyone cared about their opinion)tastemakers.
That said, Lena Dunham is still a hack, Girls sucks, and just because you are aware that you are a social leper and emotional pandoras box does not make your constant reverence over your own life a "refreshing lack of vanity" it is just a high profile LiveJournal
Hey mediocre! Thanks for reminding this thread what the internet is truly about. We'd clearly gotten way of track with too much clever fun and frivolity. Forgive these next contributions, for they really don't apply anymore:
Boomtown Brats
Mango Jerry
New Sliders of the Purple Sage
Rye Cooder
Maple Singers
Bread STYX
Suzi Quatro Framaggio
Hey mediocre, I don't know what's going on in your life but I challenge you to come up with ONE, just ONE silly cart name to prove you're not a spambot. I'm pulling for you mediocre. We all are. Godspeed.
My Lunch With the Thrill Kale Kult
I'm sad that we lost Happy Grillmore to Seattle.
London Broil Calling?
Bread Can Dance
This Meaty Coil (gyros)
Depeche a la Mode (ice cream!)
Faith and the Booze
Skewers of Mercy
Aaand Baohaus is a fairly well known joint in New York. Food sounds pretty delish:
http://www.baohausnyc.com/menu.html
Gordon Lightfootlongs
Kugel and the Gang
Scritti Polziti
Bob's Jello Molds
Phish & Chips, The Grilled-Cheese Incident, Disco Biscuits 'n Gravy, or Leftover Salmon Chowder.
Oh, damn those darn dirty hippie jam bands--they're all already named after food!
My Morning Breakfast Burrito
Tony! Toni! MinesTroné!
Spaghetti Vedder
Marky Mark and the Funky Lunch
Paul's Foodcartney
Sashimi Battles the Pink Robots
Ghostface Chowder
Nine Inch Kales
Amy's Swinehouse
Notorious BLT
Mötley Stew
The Cure (meats)
Beyoncéggs
Gogol Portobello
Passion Pita
Stone Temple Shallots
Fleetwood Mac 'n' Cheese
REMmmm
Shrimp 182
Pho Phighters
Dave's Gruel
Temple of the Hotdog
Breadmau5
Too Shortribs
Dr. Chevre - Nuthin' But a Cheese Thang
Feta Boys
Pulled Bjork Sandwiches
Vindaloo Reed
Peter Nosh
Manu Chow
De La Sole
Strawberry Manilow
Rye and The Family Scone
Ian's Karmel Korn
Ride the Shortening
Biscotti By Nature
4 Naan Blondes
Alice 'N' Grains
Color Me Breadd
Fine Young Cinnamon Rolls
C+C Noodle Factory - Things That Make You Go Mmmm
Ace of Bouillabaisse
Wasabi McFerrin
Jimmy All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
ZZ Pot Pies
Matisyafood
Motownphillycheesesteaksandwiches
Hamtana
Sinead O'Gratin
The Chimichanga Experience
The Pho - Podrophenia
Public Sesame
Cypress Grill
Crosby, Stills & Mashed Potatoes
Panteracakes
Marrowsmith
Vegadeth
Chef Pepperd
Squid Row
Chili Idol
Lynyrd Gyzzyrds
Dwight Yolk 'Em
Hummus Joplin
Mama Casserole
Gingersnap Baker
Keith Spoon
Thom Forke
Clap Your Hands Say Tacos
Pa$ta
Velvet Underground Beef
Engelbert Pumpernickel
Stevie Ray BonBons
Bolognaius Monk
Holland Oats
Jon Bon Ravioli
The Almond Brothers
Roberto Panini
David Lee Broth
Happiness is a Warm Bun
Shrimp! (There It Is)
PM Prawn
Oh! and....*brain explodes*
Instant Karamel(A Lennon-themed candy stand)
While My Guitar Gently Steeps
Ring of Fire(spicy onion rings)
Tasty Springfield(featured dish: "Bun of a Preacher Man")
Captain's Beef Hearts.
Steely Danish
Emerson, Leeks and Palmer
Sly and The Family Stone Crab
Sleater-Kidner (Riot Grrl pub grub)
De La Soul (Food)
Broken Social Cuisine
The Chai-lites
The Parliament Pho-nkadelic
Eggy Pop
Crepes 'n Crepes
Theoretical Grills
Get Behind Me, Seitan
Grill Communication
Grilling Joke
Beefty Boys: License to Grill
The Hunan League
Ricehouse
Sigue Sigue Spudnik
Pear Ubu
Ultralox
Tubesteak Army
Lime and the Chili Solution
The Popover Group
Red Curry Yellow Curry
The Teacup Explodes
PBJ Harvey
Pretty Girls Make Gravy
Revolting Coq au Vin
Bon Eclair
10/10, everyone.
That said, Lena Dunham is still a hack, Girls sucks, and just because you are aware that you are a social leper and emotional pandoras box does not make your constant reverence over your own life a "refreshing lack of vanity" it is just a high profile LiveJournal
Boomtown Brats
Mango Jerry
New Sliders of the Purple Sage
Rye Cooder
Maple Singers
Bread STYX
Suzi Quatro Framaggio
Just to avoid confusion, the entirety of the above sentence is the name of my imaginary food cart.