You're way off base telling people not to mess with dandelions. Dandelions are Satan's shiny yellow eyeballs. Don't spray poison on them, but if someone wants to pick 'em before they spray their hellish seed through the air, more power.
Dandelion crowns? Seriously? And no pics? Shame on you Ian! Oh,and avoid Chinatown, ten square blocks of douche bags and hipsters. Tis a foul and fey place (and lame as fuck)
oh boy. It isn't portland if it isn't raining and some stooge isn't complaining about it. They dont complain about weather all the time in places where things actually happen. Cruddyful nice place we have here. A million people in rivertown all milling around in the drizzle. Why is Seattle so much better and yet still a horrible place?
Seems a waste of time and energy worrying about somebody wearing skinny jeans in the warm weather or someone wearing a 'crown of dandelions'. There are far other things to concern yourself with man. Fuck this column, You got a problem with Portland? Then take your size 40 waist somewhere else and write a column complaining about how much you hate everything.
And the Cubs are going to win the World Series.