Fashion Jan 26, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Lady Gaga Smells Like Blood and Semen

Dave Bow
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I've always wanted to bottle up and monetize having sex on my period, so to me, this makes sense.
on January 26, 2011 at 2:13 PM Report this
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Somebody had to carry the 4Loko torch.
BumpasaurusX on January 26, 2011 at 2:43 PM Report this
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I swear to Christ, Lady Gaga IS Zoolander 2.
kiala on January 26, 2011 at 3:00 PM Report this
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Is this the line to supply semen?
Todd Mecklem on January 26, 2011 at 3:17 PM Report this
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I thought Steve had that patented?
Reymont on January 26, 2011 at 3:32 PM Report this
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This is probably the best thing I've ever heard about LGG and I'm including her music.
Beer Batter on January 26, 2011 at 4:53 PM Report this
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Will there be a "day after asparagus" fragrance as well?
extramsg on January 26, 2011 at 5:20 PM Report this
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Fragrance "smell of blood and semen", Already been done. "Secretions Magnifiques", Miss Dior 1947, or Shalimar 1925 .

Thanks to the people at basenotes.net for their extensive collective knowledge of perfumes.

Wow it was just a perfume. I always wonder if possibly grandma had a Dexter thing going since the annoying neighbors alway disappeared in the night.

Come to think of it everything Gaga has already been done.
Rosy on January 27, 2011 at 1:11 AM Report this

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