Jesus, WSH, today's the 12th. That mean the hat may have already been destroyed. What kind of cruel bastard would post this without finding out for us what the resolution was?

Also, "Bromance in Bilton" would be a great title for a novel.

I wondered where I lost my hat. I really liked the bobble.

Where the hell is Bilton Lane? And why isn't this woman a media celebrity already? Is she some kind of mutant hag? What is she hiding?????????

Her last name is BROMANCE?

I find discarded articles of clothing all over the place all the time. Should I start sending the Mercury hot news tips about this?