The boner/no boner dichotomy depends on a crucial question: clip-on or self-tie? Nothing makes a lady flaccid and limp like a man who can't tie his own bow.
We think self tie freestyle bow ties are the best. All men should own at least one that shows their personal sense of style! There are no excuses for not knowing how to tie one..
Doctor: Bow ties are cool.
Amy: Are you from another planet?
Doctor: Yes.
@TM popcorn is a well known aphrodisiac
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