It would be fascinating to find out who received all that parking cash and how they handle the accounting. As for the rest, we're happy to have intrepid folks such as yourself who go to these things so we don't have to.
Such a well-written piece! Maybe a little long on the intro, trying to get on the PR list, etc etc hipster stuff, but by the end, you're really cookin'. Thank you for not relegating the entirety of rural Oregon (and/or modern country fans) to the non-hipster-bubble dustbin.